The Wet Spots — Paroles et traduction des paroles de la chanson Texas Annie
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Paroles
Well, Texas Annie had a big fat fanny, and she drove a black sedan
She had Ben Wa Balls in her overalls and a trunk full of contraband
And when the fog was thick, she’d pack her dicks, and sneak across the county
line
'Cause in Texas, any tool for masturbation is a crime
Hard-livin' and promiscuous, she kinda liked the risk
She was a liquor-drinkin' dildo-runnin' rascal
With an electronic phallus for each housewife up in Dallas
An' a probe for every asshole in El Paso
Cos you can’t buy a dildo in Texas
We don’t touch ourselves down there round here, ya' hear?
And it says so in the Bible that a vibe’ll leave you liable
For a prison term of twenty-seven years
Well, she’d rent a room in a cheap saloon and start sellin' all her wares
She’d be drinkin' whisky and gettin' frisky, conductin' her affairs
And by the end of the night, she’d be good and tight, with a girl on either side
And she’d grab her saddle and a ping-pong paddle and she’d take them for a ride
Till the good ol' boys got their good ol' balls all tied up in a sling
And the governor said «I'll have her head, that butch is gonna swing,»
The boys felt replaced and they felt disgraced and they chased her hard and long
There’s no debate in the Lone Star State about who should wear the dong
Cos you can’t buy a dildo in Texas
We don’t touch ourselves down there round here, ya' hear?
And it says so in the Bible that a vibe’ll leave you liable
To be tried before a jury of your queers. I mean, peers
Right, definitely peers
Annie in the bedroom picking out toys
Annie been caught by the governor’s boys
Annie gonna get the electric chair
A thousand volts in the derriere
(spoken)Wooo-hooo! (laugh) Do it again, muthafucka, come on!
So they strapped her in and the governor grinned, «I guess you’ve had your fun
Shoulda made your money as a playboy bunny or by selling people guns
So goodnight Texas Annie — I hope you burn in hell,»
She said «I'll see you there, you sonofabitch, and I’ll see your wife as well!»
So he flipped the switch, she began to twitch and vibrate all around
Smoke filled the room, there was a thunderous boom and a high pitched buzzing
sound
And as the air cleared, she’d disappeared, and a hundred eyes grew wide
The men were stiff with horror, but their wives looked satisfied
Cos you can’t buy a dildo in Texas
So here’s your chance to stick it to the man
Take every opportunity to whack off with impunity
Go fuck yourselves as often as you can
Traduction des paroles
Alors bonne nuit Texas Annie - j'espère que vous brûlez en enfer,»
Elle a dit: "je te verrai là - bas, fils de pute, et je verrai aussi ta femme!»
Alors il a basculé l'interrupteur, elle a commencé à se contracter et vibrer tout autour
La fumée remplissait la pièce, il y avait un boom tonitruant et un bourdonnement aigu
son
Et comme l'air se dégageait, elle avait disparu, et cent yeux grandissaient
Les hommes étaient raides d'horreur, mais leurs femmes avaient l'air satisfaites
Parce que vous ne pouvez pas acheter un gode au Texas
Alors, voici votre chance de le coller à l'homme
Saisissez toutes les occasions de vous tirer dessus en toute impunité
Aller foutre aussi souvent que vous le pouvez