Rodney Carrington — Paroles et traduction des paroles de la chanson All About Sex
La page contient les paroles et la traduction française de la chanson « All About Sex » de Rodney Carrington.
Paroles
Madison Gale country flower is pooh de pooh freshener, that’s what it is.
Look it smells like a country flower!
Who wants to eat a country flower?
Make a flavor we like chicken, beef bullion, anything.
Give me a reason to take my hat off and go down there.
I feel like chicken tonight, chicken tonight
I had three sisters growin' up there was shit in that bathtub I didn’t know
what it was untill i was 25 years old.
Momma had that big water bottle thing hangin off in there.
To me that was just a really neat squirt gun.
I was in there tryin' to blow it up, bmmmmmp
You cant blow that sum bitch up either youll bust a blood vessel out your head
Dont suck on it, ewwww
Momma said get that outta your mouth do you know where that’s been!!!
She just wants to kill ya cause she thinks shes raisin a fuckin' heathen.
Daddy’s laughin' his ass off cuz hes in there 3 hours earlier doin the same
damn thing
He didn’t know what it was either
He’s in the front yard waterin' the plants with that sum bitch
You don’t see those anymore
The days of the water bottle are gone
Women now days are just naturally fresh
They figured out soap works!
I married a woman that got’s a identical twin sister
And uh they look just a like
Naturally my wife is well i mean she’s… I married way over my fuckin' head.
She’s gorgeous
If she walked in here right now youd be like fmmmmmmmmp what the fuck howd you
get her?
Personality, that’s all i had!
But I’ll tell you this you marry a twin you date a twin you fuck one you pretty
much wanna fuck the other
Call me crazy
Now here’s some real good advice
Don’t ever bring that up!
That was a shity Christmas I got news for ya.
I aint never planned to get married
Men never plan to get married women do!
I’m gonna get married I’m gonna have a big house and hes gonna work and I’m not.
Dream on hooker, dream the fuck on.
You wanna know why a man gets married I’ll tell ya why a man gets married.
A man gets married because hes been in a realtionship for so long that he just
fuckin' gives up.
Alright I’ll marry ya.
You happy?
Oh yeah hahahaha
Then comes the planning of the weddin'
And everyday is an event to her
What do you think about the napkins and the sign in book and my dress and my panties and blah blah blah fuckin blah
I don’t give a shit just make sure theres beer and whiskey when the shit’s over
with
Cause ill tell ya somethin' boys at this point and time you dont even no how
bad you screwed up.
You just know theres a big event coming up and someone you’re involved.
Then comes the day of the weddin'.
Yer dressed up and she’s dressed up No turnin' back now is there hmmm nmmmm.
Everybody shakin' your hand takin' your picture congratulations
You just won a seat in the fuckin senate for all you know
Yer clueless cooo cooo cooo cooo cooo coo
Afterwards yer at the reception drinkin beer with your buddies oblivious to what the fuck you just did
Woooooooooo you sum bitch ya did it you got married you bastard
Then everybody just leaves
What the hey! Wwwwait where you all goin'
Now dont you just leave me here.
Oh shit!
Traduction des paroles
Vous voulez savoir pourquoi un homme se marie, je vais te dire pourquoi un homme se marie.
Un homme se marie parce qu'il a été dans un realtionship pendant si longtemps qu'il a juste
fuckin' abandonne.
Bon je vais épouser ya.
- Vous heureux?
Oh oui hahahaha
Puis vient la planification du mariage
Et tous les jours est un événement pour elle
Qu'est ce que tu penses des serviettes et du livre d'inscription et de ma robe et de ma culotte et bla bla bla bla putain de bla bla
Je m'en fous assure toi qu'il y aura de la bière et du whisky quand la merde sera finie
avec
Parce que je vais vous dire quelque chose les garçons à ce moment-là, vous ne même pas comment
mauvais vous foutu.
Vous savez theres un grand événement à venir et quelqu'un que vous êtes impliqué.
Puis vient le jour de la weddin'.
YER habillé et elle est habillée pas turnin ' retour est maintenant là hmmm nmmmm.
Tout le monde shakin 'votre main takin' votre photo félicitations
Tu viens de gagner un siège au Sénat pour ce que tu sais
Yer désemparés cooo cooo cooo cooo cooo coo
Après yer à la réception boire de la bière avec vos copains inconscients de ce que la putain que vous venez de faire
Woooooooooo vous somme salope ya l'a fait vous vous êtes marié espèce de bâtard
Alors tout le monde part
Ce que l'hey! Wwwwait où vous tous goin'
Maintenant ne vous laissez-moi ici.
Oh merde!