Ninja Sex Party — Paroles et traduction des paroles de la chanson Rhinoceratops vs. Superpuma
La page contient les paroles et la traduction française de la chanson « Rhinoceratops vs. Superpuma » de Ninja Sex Party.
Paroles
Oh hey.
Did I ever tell you about the time that Ninja Brian and I saved the world from
super monsters?
Yeah, that’s a thing that happened.
So please, pay attention.
I’m talking to you, Doug. Jesus.
It’s the middle of the day but darkness falls on the city
It’s the shadow of a giant cybernetic death kitty
And on the other side of town something rages down the path
If you had a lisp you’d know it’s kickin' therious ath
Mortal enemies since the early days of yore
We’re just collateral damage in their giant-ass war
They rumble, battle, tussle, and then do a cocky strut
They both know they’re kicking Earth right in its planetary nuts
Not a single human being can survive in the vicinity
It’s kinda like Godzilla squared but also times infinity
Me and Ninja Brian were just chillin' at our place
When we got a frantic call from the President of Space
Saying, «You're the only hope to save billions of lives»
I said, «I'm making baked potatoes and I’m about to add the chives
We can be there in an hour if we really, really try.»
But we didn’t, so they ate France, sorry if you died
Rhinoceratops versus Superpuma
Giants from the sky with no sense of humor
Everyone’s in danger from their massive-ass brawl
One shat on Minneapolis, the other St. Paul
Rhinoceratops versus Superpuma
I am pretty sure that they pissed on Cuba
I would be lucky if I live to see dawn
They killed a million people and they just stepped on my lawn
Fuck! I just had that re-sodded. That’s gonna be like twenty-five dollars,
at least. Damn it.
A couple hours later NSP hit the scene
You know we could have been there sooner but we stopped for ice cream
«Where have you been!?"screamed the president, «We're all under attack!»
«I had a craving for pistachio, get off my fucking back.»
Brian busted out a keyboard and I grabbed my blue bass
Some guy said «What are you doing?"so we punched him in the face
Superpuma was a girl, Rhinoceratops a dude
We knew that all we had to do was get them in the booty mood
We rocked so hard it put the monsters in a trance
And they lept up on each other in a frenzy of romance
I was immediately sorry that they weren’t wearing pants
Now I can’t forget the sight of Superpuma getting lanced
When the sex was over they took off into the sky
All the world screamed «NSP you are super-awesome guys»
So we finished off the night with an amazing rock show
Then Brian stabbed a random guy while I got laid twice in a row
Rhinoceratops versus Superpuma
Life on Earth survived, but it was kind of screwed up Finally we’re safe, stupid Doug shouts «Hooray!»
Doug you suck but that’s a story for another day
Rhinoceratops versus Superpuma
I think there’s a lesson here that needs reviewal
Choose sex over murder even if you’re from the stars
Or you might kill a planet and also scratch my car
Son of a bitch! I’m gonna have to lightly buff that out. Also, that’s
definitely space rhino jizz on my porch.
Traduction des paroles
Superpuma était une fille, Rhinocéros un mec
Nous savions que tout ce que nous avions à faire était de les mettre dans l'ambiance de butin
Nous avons secoué si fort qu'il a mis les monstres en transe
Et ils se levèrent l'un sur l'autre dans une frénésie de romance
J'ai été immédiatement Désolé qu'ils ne portaient pas de pantalon
Maintenant je ne peux pas oublier la vue de Superpuma se faire lancer
Quand le sexe était fini ils ont décollé dans le ciel
Tout le monde a crié " NSP vous êtes des gars super-génial»
Nous avons donc terminé la soirée avec un spectacle de rock incroyable
Puis Brian a poignardé un type au hasard alors que je me suis fait baiser deux fois de suite
Rhinocératops contre Superpuma
La vie sur Terre a survécu, mais il était un peu foiré enfin nous sommes en sécurité, stupide Doug crie " Hourra!»
Doug tu crains mais c'est une histoire pour un autre jour
Rhinocératops contre Superpuma
Je pense qu'il y a une leçon ici qui doit être revue
Choisissez le sexe plutôt que le meurtre même si vous êtes des étoiles
Ou vous pourriez tuer une planète et aussi gratter ma voiture
Fils de pute! Je vais avoir à polir légèrement que. Aussi, c'est
définitivement Space rhino sperme sur mon porche.