Necro — Paroles et traduction des paroles de la chanson 86 Measures of Game
La page contient les paroles et la traduction française de la chanson « 86 Measures of Game » de Necro.
Paroles
«Now, let’s get to the studded codpiece. Do you have a sense
of humor about that? Does it seem funny to you?»
«No, not at all! It holds in my manhood.»
«Oh, that’s right!»
«Otherwise, it’d be too much for you to take. You’d have to put the book down and confront life. The notion is, that
If you want to welcome me with open arms, I’m afraid you’re
also going to have to welcome me with open legs.»
«That's a really obnoxious thing to say.»
«No it’s not! Why should I say something behind your back
that I wouldn’t say to your face?»
«Has it come to this, that this is the only way you can talk
To a woman, to do that shtick?»
«Let me ask you something; why is it shtick, when all women
have ever wanted ever since we crawled out of caves is
«why can’t a man just tell me the truth and just speak to me plainly?"So, I do that. You can’t have it both ways.»
Some bitches are stupid, I treat 'em like shit
That’s how you get one to eat a dick
Never be sweet to a bitch, keep it sick
They like to get dissed, they like it rough
Women are so fucked up in the head, some like to get snuffed
And they come back for more
Cause «Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus»
That’s why they like to suck penis
Don’t ever let them tell you different
Women are just as horny as men
They’re just programmed inhibition
That’s why Catholic school girls are the biggest sluts
Down to take it in their butts
They’re always lickin' somebody’s nuts
And why not? That’s why God made 'em
Adam was kind of lonely, so God took one of his ribs and created 'em
Cause before that, Adam was fucking animals
That’s why women like to get fucked like animals
It’s only natural
And don’t get the wrong idea, don’t think I hate bitches
I love women, that’s why my masturbating’s religious
I’m just stating facts that are down to take a smack
And they’ll break their back bending over for you if your thing’s intact
They say they’re not into games
But those are the dames playing the most games
The type that’ll suck on a dick for cocaine
They’re acting like they’re so tame
But before you met them, they fucked fifty cats, and can’t remember no names
Tell them right off the bat, «I want you to suck on my sack»
And, most likely, they’ll respect you and let you cum on their back
Yo, the more degrading I get, the more these ladies get wet
It’s only busted bitches that can’t take what I said
Well fuck busted bitches, they make my dick limp
They’re useless to a sick pimp like me who needs his gratification instant
But one thing ugly bitches are good for
Is being good friends that’ll lend you money when you’re poor
So shout out to the homely, and my deep condolences to you bitch
Cause honey, for the rest of your life, you’ll be lonely
And I know some of you are sayin' «Necro ain’t all that»
But yo, men don’t even have to look good as long as they rap
Motherfuckers that are fat will have you on their lap
As long as he convinces you he’s an emotional cat
And if he’s a cold person that got money
Most broke bitches will take the cock in their tummies
They’re not dummies
Money turns bitches on Once you’re broke, the bitch is gone
Money’ll have a bitch in a thong stripping to songs
It’ll have a bitch in a porn getting shitted on I want so much money I could get any girl to sit on my schlong
But I’ve been broke for centuries
And haven’t had a problem yet getting a girl to bend to the knees
I guess that’s how you know you got game
I could be broke and bummy and still get the same as a cat that’s got fame
I know cats that trip, they’re practically paying the bitch
And they can’t even play with the clit
Cause she’s saying some shit
Portraying like she’s afraid of dick
Because you’re too stupid to realize she was created to lick
She’s playing you quick
She’ll hold out on the pussy the longest possible time she can make you wait
for it Cause once she gives it up, you might diss the slut
And she’s thinking like business, son, «let me milk everything out of this
schmuck»
She don’t give a fuck, 'cause most men are foul
And we’re down to fuck any girl in their bowels, we get around
So we’re looked at as bank accounts
Amounts, like a quarter-pound or an ounce, but bitch, my checks will bounce
Not sayin' all women are like this
But yo, I got no problem with it
I’ll pay the price if she got the right tits
I see nothin' wrong with payin' for a tight clit
If I’ma pay for anything, I might as well pay to excite my dick
I’ve paid for worse things, you should pay for something that’ll last
Like a French maid with a fat ass
If I had mad cash, I’d open up a whorehouse
Honestly, I had this bitch in my crib frontin' so I threw her out
She wasn’t suckin' dick correct, the bitch was wrecked
She should’ve known that when she hit the deck
Not to stop suckin' until she whipped her neck
After all, I bought her a beer
And you’d think she’d be grateful enough and able to stuff a cock in her mouth
And make sure I’m taken care of before walkin' in here
But no, so I threw her out in the rain with no dough in the freezing cold
Skeez and do what you’re told
Cause once a slut gets old, you’ll be payin' me to suck my pole
Cause when a man gets old, he blossoms
But when a woman gets old, she starts rotting
There’s not too many options
Just plenty doctors with operations and lotions
Liposuction and face lifts and Noxema for old skin
You can’t escape demise by taking some weight off your thighs
It’s a law of nature to die
You patronize Death when you old bitches use a facial cream that says it age
defies
These companies are playing games of lies
That’s why these 85-year old billionaires are taking wives that are 25
So what’s my point?
You bitches better lick up Before corrosion eats your lips up And they aren’t soft enough to dick suck
«It ain’t easy, man. It may look glamour like this, because you see me ride ya dig?
Snakeskin down to the floor, ya dig? I’m tellin' you, it may look easy,
but you’re
gonna have to work to get to this category, baby. See you at the top.»
Traduction des paroles
"Maintenant, passons au codpiece clouté. Avez vous un sens
de l'humour à ce sujet? Il ne semble drôle pour vous?»
«Non, pas du tout! Il tient dans ma virilité.»
"Oh, c'est vrai!»
«Sinon, ce serait trop pour vous de prendre. Il faudrait poser le livre et affronter la vie. La notion est, que
Si vous voulez m'accueillir à bras ouverts, je crains que vous êtes
je vais aussi devoir m'accueillir avec les jambes ouvertes.»
"C'est une chose vraiment désagréable à dire.»
«Non, c'est non! Pourquoi devrais je dire quelque chose dans ton dos
que je ne dirais pas à votre visage?»
"Est-il arrivé à cela, que c'est la seule façon dont vous pouvez parler
À une femme, pour faire ce shtick?»
"Permettez-moi de vous demander quelque chose; pourquoi est-ce shtick, quand toutes les femmes
avez toujours voulu depuis que nous avons rampé hors de grottes
"pourquoi un homme ne peut-il pas simplement me dire la vérité et me parler simplement?"Alors, je fais ça. Vous ne pouvez pas l'avoir dans les deux sens.»
Certaines salopes sont stupides, je les traite comme de la merde
C'est la façon dont vous obtenez de manger une bite
Ne jamais être doux à une chienne, garder malade
Ils aiment se faire dissed, ils aiment ça rugueux
Les femmes sont tellement baisées dans la tête, certains aiment se faire tabasser
Et ils reviennent pour plus d'
Cause " Les Hommes Viennent De Mars, Les Femmes Viennent De Vénus»
C'est pourquoi ils aiment sucer le pénis
Ne les laisse jamais te dire autre chose
Les femmes sont tout aussi excitées que les hommes
C'est juste une inhibition programmée
C'est pourquoi les filles de l'école catholique sont les plus grandes salopes
Vers le bas pour le prendre dans leurs fesses
Ils léchent toujours les noix de quelqu'un
Et pourquoi pas? C'est pourquoi Dieu a fait des 'em
Adam était un peu seul, alors Dieu a pris une de ses côtes et les a créées
Parce qu'avant ça, Adam était des putains d'animaux
C'est pourquoi les femmes aiment se faire baiser comme des animaux
Il est naturel
Et ne vous méprenez pas, ne pensez pas que je déteste les chiennes
J'aime les femmes, c'est pourquoi ma masturbation est religieuse
Je dis juste des faits qui sont en baisse pour prendre une claque
C'est pourquoi ces milliardaires de 85 ans prennent des femmes qui ont 25 ans
Alors, quel est mon point?
Vous les chiennes mieux lécher avant que la corrosion mange vos lèvres et ils ne sont pas assez doux pour sucer la bite
«Il n'est pas facile, l'homme. Il peut sembler glamour comme ça, parce que vous me voyez Monter ya dig?
Peau de serpent au sol, tu piges? Je suis tellin' vous, ça a l'air facile,
mais vous êtes
il va falloir travailler pour arriver à cette catégorie, bébé. On se voit au sommet.»