Kunt and the Gang — Paroles et traduction des paroles de la chanson For A Million Pounds
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Paroles
[K — Kunt
LK — Little Kunt]
K: Would you buy shares in Northern Rock?
LK: No i wouldn’t, definitely not
Would you kiss Verne Troyer on his midget’s cock?
K: No I wouldn’t, definitely not
Would you call the Krays a pair of cunts?
LK: No I wouldn’t, definitely not
Would you suck the goodness out a tramp’s y-fronts?
K: No I wouldn’t, definitely not
LK: But what if i came up to you and offered you a millions pounds to do
Something you wouldn’t usually do?
K: What, like tread barefoot in dog’s poo?
LK: Yeah, I suppose
K: Alright i would, i fucking would
If you gave me a million pounds
I’d go on my knees and eat cock cheese
If you gave me a million pounds
Because i’d have a million pounds
K: Could you listen to Westlife for more than an hour?
LK: Yes i could, for a million pounds
Would you let Pat Wicks give you a golden shower?
K: Yes i would, for a million pounds
Would you fill your pants up with broken glass?
LK: Yes i would, for a million pounds
Would you suck a fart out of John Prescott’s arse?
K: Yes i would, for a million pounds
K: I’d cut my cock off with a rusty saw
LK: Have a pool party with Barrymore
K: Eat raw offal from Beadle’s claw
LK: Do Anne Widdecombe bareback and not withdraw
K: For a million smackers I’d slice off my knackers
And sew em back on the other way round
LK: He wouldn’t care if he was spunking out backwards
Cos he’d have a million pounds
K: Yes i’d have a million pounds
K: Would you drink a glass of Freddie Mercury’s jizz?
LK: Yes i would, for a million pounds
Would you show Ainsley with your finger where his walnut is?
K: Yes i would, for a million pounds
Would you eat a little pebble of human shit?
LK: Yes i would, for a million pounds
Would you kiss a bag lady on the clit?
K: Yes i would, for a million pounds
LK: I’d cover up for Gary Glitter
K: Eat a whole tray of cat litter
LK: Poke some barbed wire up my shitter
K: Trust Jimmy Saville as me babysitter
K: I would, I fucking would
If you gave me a million pounds
Harold Shipman can have my nan
If he gave me a million pounds
Because i’d have a million pounds
LK: I’d wed Vanessa Feltz and have her as my spouse
K: I’d let my kids sleepover at Michael Jackson’s house
LK: I’d shit up in the air, like a Japanese lady
K: I’d take an unprotected bumming off of Paul o’Grady
LK: I’d drink a glass of period and smell Shane Mcgowan’s breath
K: I’d leggit into an old people’s home dressed up as death
LK: I’d spend a day picking bits out of Jo Brand’s twat
K: I’d be a spunk bucket hostage round Boy George’s flat
LK: I’d shoot Barack Obama, share a flat with Jeffrey Dahmer
K: I’d shag Shannon Matthew’s mum in her gob then up the bum
LK: I’d change my name to Fred West and start a club up for incest
K: I’d lick around the holes of Camilla Parker-Bowles
K: I would, I fucking would, if you gave me a million pounds
Cos I’d have a million pounds
Yes, I’d have a million pounds
Traduction des paroles
[K — Kunt
LK - petit Kunt]
K: achèteriez-vous des actions de Northern Rock?
LK: Non Je ne le ferais pas, certainement pas
Voulez-vous embrasser Verne Troyer sur la bite de son nain?
K: Non Je ne le ferais pas, certainement pas
Appelez les Krays une paire de cons?
LK: Non Je ne le ferais pas, certainement pas
Est-ce que vous sucez la bonté sur les y-fronts d'un clochard?
K: Non Je ne le ferais pas, certainement pas
LK: mais que faire si je suis venu à vous et vous a offert un million de livres à faire
Quelque chose que vous ne feriez pas habituellement?
K: quoi, comme marcher pieds nus dans le caca de chien?
LK: Oui, je suppose
K: D'accord, je le ferais, putain
Si tu me donnais un million de livres
Je me mettais à genoux et mangeais du fromage
Si tu me donnais un million de livres
Parce que j'aurais un million de livres
K: pourriez-vous écouter Westlife pendant plus d'une heure?
LK: Oui je pourrais, pour un million de livres
Tu laisserais Pat Wicks te donner une douche dorée?
K: Oui, pour un million de livres
Pourriez-vous remplir votre pantalon de verre brisé?
LK: Oui, pour un million de livres
Voulez-vous sucer un pet dans le cul de John Prescott?
K: Oui, pour un million de livres
K: je me coupais la queue avec une scie rouillée
LK: avoir une partie de la piscine avec Barrymore
K: mangez des abats crus de la griffe de Beadle
LK: ne Anne Widdecombe bareback et ne pas se retirer
K: pour un million de smackers, Je couperais mes knackers
Et coudre em retour sur l'inverse
LK: il ne se soucierait pas s'il était spunking à l'envers
Il aurait un million de livres
K: Oui, j'aurais un million de livres
K: voulez-vous boire un verre de sperme de Freddie Mercury?
LK: Oui, pour un million de livres
Voulez-vous montrer Ainsley avec votre doigt où est sa noix?
K: Oui, pour un million de livres
Voulez-vous manger un petit caillou de merde humaine?
LK: Oui, pour un million de livres
Voulez-vous embrasser une dame de sac sur le clitoris?
K: Oui, pour un million de livres
LK: Je couvrirais Gary Glitter
K: manger un plateau entier de litière pour chat
LK: piquez du fil de fer barbelé dans ma merde