DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince — Paroles et traduction des paroles de la chanson Who Stole My Car?
La page contient les paroles et la traduction française de la chanson « Who Stole My Car? » de DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince.
Paroles
Yo jeff whats up holmes
Yo Whats up prince
Yo whats up man
Ay wheres my car at Wheres your car why you asking me No I parked my car right here your standing here wheres my car
I been ere for an hour and a half I ain’t seen it Come on man stop playing jeff wheres my car at No I’m serious man it’s not in my pocket I haven’t seen your car
Jeff wheres my car I parked my car right here man
I don’t know!
Now a joke is a joke and fun and games are chill
But this isn’t funny this is straight up ill
Now there’s a limit to humour and this is gone too far
I ain’t laughing no more y’all now who stole my car
I don’t know man
I don’t know if y’all ever had a car stolen before
But it’s a real crazy feeling when you walk out the door
And you don’t need a map or any kind of chart
That your standing in the spot where your car used to be parked
Now you know you parked your car their but yet you keep looking
Cause your mind didn’t except yet that somebody took it So your scratching your head and trying to get things clear and theres always
some idiot who says
You sure you parked here
To call the police would be the move that’s smart
But instead you keep looking where you know you didn’t park
Searching for reasons like maybe tickets you owed
Something to justify that maybe it got towed
But not stolen naa never forget it But then you ask yourself well where the hell is it If there was a prize you’d win dummy of the year
Cause you looking somewhere else when you know you parked it here
So to never never land you find yourself strolling
And when you finally except that its stolen
You call the police and they come and say
That’s the 437th car stolen today
As if that’s something that he really needed to mention
Then they start asking you real dumb questions like
When’s the last time that you saw it You idiot right before they stole it Now your mad this cop is talking to you
And somebody’s in your car heading to kalamazoo
Officer fool or whoever you are can you please get off your butt and find who
stole my car
I remember my first car never forget it A candy red apple irub windows be tinted
Talk about fast like a rocket to drive
When from zero to 60 in like 5 point 5
And matching red rims but that wasn’t enough
It had a ca phone for when I wanted to reach out and touch
An alpine stereo that straight up rocked
With 12 inch woofers you could hear for blocks
The first day I got it I was fronting real hard
I could hear people saying damn look at that car
I was hyped and I wanted my friends to check it out
So I went to the spot where they usually hangin out
Just my luck nobody standing outside
I really didn’t feel like parking my ride
So I honked my horn but nobody was coming
I said what the heck I ran inside and left it running
I was inside for 20 seconds that’s all
I found my friends and said you gotta check this out y’all
But when we came back out the car wasn’t there
Man you ain’t buy nothing I did I swear
My friends went inside I was mad they didn’t believe me Now I’m standing outside at the spot my car used to be It was hard to figure out what to do all alone
But then I got it call the car phone
Fresh princes car
Yo thief bring my car back now before I bust your
Hold up wait a minute pal
Seems like you kinda forgot the keys
I thought man he’s right well bring it back please
Hello listen thief don’t hang up Then luckily jeff pulled up I told him what had happened someone’s stolen my car
I said come on jeff lets get him he cant be far
We rode around for about 20 minutes
When we were just about to say forget it When I spotted him
I said jeff go get it We pulled up behind him and man he jetted
He was driving all wild and fast like he was getting points for the stuff that
he crashed
I called him on the car phone again and I said
Of course you realise when I catch you your dead
All through philly was a high speed chasin
Dude was playing around like he thought we was racing
A hundred miles an our and he lost control
And slammed my car into a telephone pole
I ran to the car I said man you okay
He said yeah so I punched him in the face
The cops came up as if it was my fault
They say me punch dude and charged me with assault
If his neck was closer I probably would have grabbed it He told the cops that I said he could have it I calmed down and they got things straight
I saw half my car in seventh street the other half in eighth
I wanna just jump in the ocean
My car looked like it was a leggo explosion
Why does life have to be so hard
Don’t laugh next time it could be your car
Traduction des paroles
Hé jeff quoi de neuf holmes
Yo quoi de neuf prince
Yo whats up man
Ay wheres ma voiture à Wheres votre voiture, pourquoi me demandez-vous Pas j'ai garé ma voiture ici votre ici wheres ma voiture
Je suis là depuis une heure et demie Je ne l'ai pas vu allez mec arrête de jouer jeff où est ma voiture Non Je suis sérieux mec ce n'est pas dans ma poche je n'ai pas vu ta voiture
Jeff où est ma voiture j'ai garé ma voiture ici
Je ne sais pas!
Maintenant une blague est une blague et le plaisir et les jeux sont froids
Mais ce n'est pas drôle c'est tout droit malade
Maintenant, il y a une limite à l'humour et c'est allé trop loin
Vous qui avez volé ma voiture
Je ne sais pas l'homme
Je ne sais pas si vous vous êtes déjà fait voler une voiture
Mais c'est un vrai sentiment fou quand vous sortez de la porte
Et vous n'avez pas besoin d'une carte ou de tout type de graphique
Que votre position à l'endroit où votre voiture était garée
Maintenant vous savez que vous avez garé votre voiture leur mais pourtant vous continuez à chercher
Parce que votre esprit ne l'a pas fait sauf que quelqu'un l'a pris alors vous vous grattez la tête et essayez de clarifier les choses et il y a toujours
un idiot qui dit
Vous assurer que vous avez garé ici
Appeler la police serait le geste qui est intelligent
Mais au lieu de cela vous continuez à regarder où vous savez que vous ne vous êtes pas garé
Vous cherchez des raisons comme peut-être des billets que vous deviez
Quelque chose pour justifier que peut être il a été remorqué
Mais pas volé Naa ne l'oublie jamais mais alors tu te demandes où est ce que c'est s'il y avait un prix que tu gagnerais mannequin de l'année
Parce que vous cherchez ailleurs quand vous savez que vous l'avez garé ici
Donc pour ne jamais atterrir vous vous retrouvez à flâner
Et quand vous enfin sauf que son volé
Vous appelez la police, et ils viennent dire
C'est la 437ème voiture volée aujourd'hui
Comme si c'était quelque chose qu'il avait vraiment besoin de mentionner
Puis ils commencent à vous poser de vraies questions stupides comme
C'est quand la dernière fois que tu l'as vu idiot juste avant qu'ils le volent maintenant ton fou ce flic te parle