Cordelia — Paroles et traduction des paroles de la chanson At The Pink Pony
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Paroles
May I have your attention please! x2
Will the real Pinkie Pie please sit down!
I said: will the REAL Pinkie Pie please sit down!
Uh, We’re gonna have a problem here…
Y’all act like you’ve never seen a pink pony before
Eyes all on the floor, like Mrs. Cake is being a whore
with me babysitting worse than before
Apples to the core? That apple core is rotten now (Ew!)
And now Twilight like:
Oh no, what a catastrophe! She didn’t use the legend of the mirror pool,
did she?
And then Spike said. nothing you bronies!
Spikes a bone-head, he’s hiding under his bed!
Brony guys love Pinkie Pie
Pinkie Pie, I’m sick of her, look at her
Hopping around shaking her you-know-what
in front of you-know-who
Yeah but she’s so fun though
Yeah I probably consumed too much; sugar and sodium
But no worse, than what’s going on; on nickelodeon
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just cut cheese
but I can’t! Nor can Cheese cut Pinkie
My plot is in your face! My plot is in your face!
Clap your hooves and do a little shake!
And that’s the dance move we teach to little kids
And we expect them to not know what twerking is
Of course they’re gonna know friendship is magic
and everything that’s tragic in the world is not run by little girls
We aint nothin but horses!
Well some of us donkeys that can’t be bothered to sing on key
But if we can show a male and a female pony’s marriage
Then why can’t two female ponies just kiss?
All I know is Eminem will be pissed if he hears this
Sorry, those bronies can’t resist!
'Cause I’m a pink pony, yes, I’m the pink pony!
all you other pink ponies are just being phonies
So won’t the real pink pony please sit down! Please sit down! Please sit down!
Cause I’m a pink pony, yes, I’m the pink pony!
all you other pink ponies are just being phonies
So won’t the real pink pony please sit down! Please sit down! Please sit down!
Fluttershy doesn’t have to be loud or annoying
But I do, mainly because I get paid to
You think I wanna be best pony?
Half of you bronies don’t even follow me, let alone know me
But Pinkie Pie darling, you’re just so weird!
So? Don’t you know that’s why I’m feared?
My jokes go on longer than Star Swirl’s beard?
Damn Dashie! 10 seconds and the sky is cleared?
Now I can properly flip off Gilda
I wanna control her with my mind like Matilda
Griffon bitch, yelling at Fluttershy
Making Andrea cry, that’s why we all want you to die
Put me on blast on Discovery kids!
And show the world how the Hub wanted to get rid of us
I’m sick of you Deviantart groups, who the hell even starts groups?
All you losers ever do is fart poop
There’s hundreds of us who talk like me,
trot like me, break the fourth wall like me
Who hop like me, stop drop and clop like me
I’d rather be me than be Trixie or Flash Sentry!
Cause I’m a pink pony, yes, I’m the pink pony!
all you other pink ponies are just being phonies
So won’t the real pink pony please sit down! Please sit down! Please sit down!
Cause I’m a pink pony, yes, I’m the pink pony!
all you other pink ponies are just being phonies
So won’t the real pink pony please sit down! Please sit down! Please sit down!
I’m like a head trip to watch!
Weather you watch me for my personality or for my crotch
Look I’m just glad Hasbro didn’t draw balls on ponies
But now all you bronies answered the call and hung it up on your wall
I just go around being all random
Cupcakes I hand 'em out to this fandom
Oops, did I say «hand», I meant hoof
Keeping in with the whole anybody/anypony spoof
It’s funny, 'cause at this rate when we’re canceled
Us ponies will live on through brony artist’s pencils
Twilight will still be crazy, Dashie will still be lazy,
Flutter will still sniff daisies, Applejack’s dog will still have rabies,
And Rarity will never say «maybe» to a date with Spike
Man take a hike to Haiti, find a new lady
maybe that dragon that fluttershy was raggin' on will be at BronyCon
So will the real Pinkie please sit down
and if you wouldn’t mind please make a frown
'Cuz only one of us can smile so bright, you lose your sight
I don’t bite but if you’re a cake I might!
Cause I’m a pink pony, yes, I’m the pink pony!
all you other pink ponies are just being phonies
So won’t the real pink pony please sit down! Please sit down! Please sit down!
Cause I’m a pink pony, yes, I’m the pink pony!
all you other pink ponies are just being phonies
So won’t the real pink pony please sit down! Please sit down! Please sit down!
Cause I’m a pink pony, yes, I’m the pink pony!
all you other pink ponies are just being phonies
So won’t the real pink pony please sit down! Please sit down! Please sit down!
Cause I’m a pink pony, yes, I’m the pink pony!
all you other pink ponies are just being phonies
So won’t the real pink pony please sit down! Please sit down! Please sit down!
Hee hee! Guess there’s a pink pony in all of us. Buck it. Let’s all sit down.
Traduction des paroles
Fluttershy ne doit pas être fort ou ennuyeux
Mais je le fais, principalement parce que je suis payé pour
Tu crois que je veux être le meilleur poney?
La moitié d'entre vous bronies ne me suivez même pas, encore moins me connaître
Mais Pinkie Pie chérie, tu es tellement bizarre!
De la sorte? Vous ne savez pas, c'est pourquoi je suis craint?
Mes blagues durent plus longtemps que la barbe de Star Swirl?
Putain Dashie! 10 secondes et le ciel est dégagé?
Maintenant je peux bien retourner Gilda
Je veux la contrôler avec mon esprit comme Matilda
Chienne Griffon, hurlant à Fluttershy
Faire pleurer Andrea, c'est pourquoi nous voulons tous que tu meures
Mettez-moi sur blast sur Discovery kids!
Et montrer au monde comment le Hub voulait se débarrasser de nous
J'en ai marre de vos groupes Deviantart, qui a même commencé des groupes?
Tout ce que vous les losers ne faites jamais c'est péter Merde
Il y a des centaines d'entre nous qui parlent comme moi,
trot comme moi, briser le quatrième mur comme moi
Qui hop comme moi, stop drop et clop comme moi
Je préfère être moi que Trixie ou Flash Sentry!
Parce que je suis un poney rose, Oui, je suis le poney rose!
tous les autres poneys roses ne sont que des faux
Alors ne sera pas le vrai poney rose s "il vous plaît s" asseoir! Veuillez vous asseoir! Veuillez vous asseoir!
Parce que je suis un poney rose, Oui, je suis le poney rose!
tous les autres poneys roses ne sont que des faux
Alors ne sera pas le vrai poney rose s "il vous plaît s" asseoir! Veuillez vous asseoir! Veuillez vous asseoir!
Je suis comme un voyage de tête à regarder!
Temps, vous me regarder pour ma personnalité ou pour mon entrejambe
Je suis content Qu'Hasbro n'ait pas dessiné de balles sur des poneys
Mais maintenant vous tous bronies avez répondu à l'appel et l'avez accroché sur votre mur
Je fais juste le tour d'être tout au hasard
Cupcakes je les donne à ce fandom
Oups, ai-je dit "main" , je voulais dire sabot
Garder avec toute personne/anypony parodie
C'est drôle, parce qu'à ce rythme quand on est annulés
Les poneys américains vivront à travers les crayons de l'artiste brony
Crépuscule sera toujours fou, Dashie sera toujours paresseux,
Flutter reniflera toujours des marguerites, le chien D'Applejack aura toujours la rage,