Tenacious D — Paroles et traduction des paroles de la chanson Classical Teacher
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Paroles
J: Hey Kage
K: Jables
J: How goes it man?
K: S’good… s’good
J: Y’know I been thinking a lot about it, and um, I just want us to be the best
fucking band in the world.
K: Well yeah me too!
J: There’s no point in doing it if we’re not the best.
K: Well s’true. I agree with that.
J: I mean what, yeah we’re gonna be, yeah we’re really good. We’re like almost
as good as Arcade Fire, fuck that.
K: Yeah
J: We gotta leave those fuckers in the dust!
K: What, what do you.
J: All those fucking youngsters gotta lick our fucking boot or fuck it!
Y’know what I mean?
K: Yeah! Yeah, well what, how do we do that though?
J: *sigh* Dude you need to fucking have some lessons.
K: What!
J: I know, you’re really good but you gotta expand your game.
K: Lessons!
J: Y’know how Koby in the off season would go and like, learn a fucking,
y’know a Texas Two-Step or something, to add to his arsenal?
K: Man, yeah, that’s true. That’s true.
J: Well I’ve just been noticing some of your classic riffs are a little sloppy.
K: Really?
J: And I, I hope you’re not pissed off at me but I went ahead and hired a dude.
K: Yeah? Oh no, what!
J: Dude, just give it a chance will you? If you don’t like- ah hey!
I swear, if you don’t like it we’ll fucking fire his ass. He’s out.
K: Who is this guy? I never…
J: His name is Felix Char (?)
K: Urgh, what.
J: He’s from Spain and he is the best.
K: Oh god…
J: I got him from the fucking London Phildsarmonic. (Meant to be Philharmonic)
K: Urgh, I just, I don’t know him, it seems weird!
J: Will you just, will you just spend a minute with him?
K: OK. Alright. I’ll spend a minute with him.
J: OK bro, he’s right outside I’m sending him in.
K: Oh god, OK. Why? Lessons, so stupid.
F: Hello?
K: Uh, hi!
F: Hello, I am Felix Char.
K: Hi, uh. Felix? Yeah, um.
F: Ah, as, Jack as asked me to spend some time with you. Uh.
K: OK, hm.
F: One on one. So, while Jack is outside, ah we will work on your technique.
K: OK.
F: Can I see you pick up, is this your guitar here?
K: Yup. Yeah, I gotta it, I gotta it right over here.
F: Ah, it is a Fender ay? Is this a Fender?
K: Ah well it’s a Gibson.
F: Yes a Gibson, yes. Made by the same, uh, manufacturer. Pick it up please,
can you pick it up?
K: OK. Yeah.
F: No, no, no, d-d-d-d-d-d-d bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap!
K: What? What’d I do? What’d I do?
F: You pick it up from the neck! This is not the way you pick up a guitar!
K: I just picked it up, I just-
F: No, no, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, cállate tu bocar, pick it up from the body.
K: The what!
F: The body.
K: Oh the body! Body, OK.
F: I’m sorry about my accent.
K: I didn’t know, I didn’t know.
F: Now listen to me. I want you to play, like it is a woman. You go and play
the guitar now. Play.
K: Uh, OK? Uh.
F: No, no, no, no, no. You, your fingers. Your fingers are too tight.
K: They’re too tight?
F: Yes, let me get behind you. Like this, you see?
K: Oh! Hn.
F: If I put my finger, on your finger.
K: Hey!
F: Then you can feel…
K: I can! Wait!
F: Sh, sh, sh, sh, shu! Finger to your mouth. I put my finger on your mouth,
on your lips.
K: Mhmhm!
F: Yes that’s good.
K: Hey man!
F: Now listen hey, you want to play like an orgasm.
K: I’m just try- what?!
F: Feel this. Do you feel that?
K: Oh god! This is really weird man!
F: That’s my cock.
K: WHAT!
F: That’s my cock in your butt cheeks.
K: OH GOD! Hey!
F: Do you feel it?
K: NO!
F: Now I’m going to tough your cock.
K: OW!
F: Let me touch your penis.
J: It’s me!
K: WHAT?!
J: It’s me. It’s JB.
K: GOD!
J: There’s no Felix dude.
K: What are you doing?!
J: I’M FUCKING WAKING YOU UP! I’M TRYING TO SHAKE YOUR FOUNDATIONS!
K: By touching me with your penis?!
J: YES! By fucking touching your penis! Whatever it takes!
K: God!
J: That’s all I’m saying dude! I’m making a point! Let’s get fucking serious!
Let’s get physical! Alright. Let’s take it from the top.
Traduction des paroles
F: un contre un. Alors, pendant que Jack est dehors, ah nous allons travailler sur votre technique.
K: OK.
F: Puis-je vous voir décrocher, c'est votre guitare ici?
K: Ouais. Ouais, je dois, je dois ici.
F: Ah, c'est une Fender ay? Est-ce une Fender?
K: Ah bien, c'est une Gibson.
F: Oui une Gibson, Oui. Réalisé par la même, euh, fabricant. Ramasser veuillez,
pouvez-vous ramasser?
K: OK. Ouais.
F: non, non, Non, d-d-d-d-d-d-d-bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap!
K: Quoi? Qu'avais-je faire? Qu'avais-je faire?
F: vous le ramasser du cou! Ce n'est pas la façon dont vous prenez une guitare!
K: je viens de le ramasser, Je-
F: non, Non, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, cállate tu bocar, ramasser les corps.
K: Le quoi!
F: le corps.
K: Oh le corps! Corps, OK.
F: je suis désolé pour mon accent.
K: Je ne savais pas, Je ne savais pas.
F: Maintenant, écoutez-moi. Je veux que tu joues, comme si c'était une femme. Vous allez jouer
la guitare maintenant. Jouer.
K: euh, OK? Euh.
F: non, Non, non, non, non. Vous, vos doigts. Tes doigts sont trop serrés.
K: ils sont trop serrés?
F: Oui, permettez-moi de passer derrière vous. Comme ça, vous voyez?
K: Oh! Hn.
F: Si je mets mon doigt sur votre doigt.
K: Hé!
F: alors vous pouvez sentir…
K: je peux! Attends!
F: Sh, sh, sh, sh, shu! Doigt de votre bouche. Je mets mon doigt sur ta bouche,
sur vos lèvres.
K: Mhmhm!
F: Oui c'est bien.
K: Hey man!
F: maintenant écoute, tu veux jouer comme un orgasme.
K: je suis juste essayer quoi?!
F: sentez ça. Pensez-vous que?
K: Oh mon Dieu! C'est vraiment étrange homme!
F: C'est ma bite.
K: CE QUI!
F: c'est ma bite dans tes fesses.
K: OH MON DIEU! Hey!
F: le sentez-vous?
K: NON!
F: maintenant, je vais durcir ta bite.
K: OW!
F: Laisse-moi toucher ton pénis.
J: c'est moi!
K: QUOI?!
J: c'est moi. C'est JB.
K: DIEU!
J: Il n'y a pas de mec Felix.
K: Que faites-vous?!
J: JE SUIS PUTAIN VOUS RÉVEILLE! JE SUIS EN TRAIN DE SECOUER VOS FONDATIONS!
K: en me touchant avec ton pénis?!
J: OUI! Par putain de toucher votre pénis! Tout ce qu'il faut!
K: Dieu!