Insane Clown Posse — Paroles et traduction des paroles de la chanson The Neden Game
La page contient les paroles et la traduction française de la chanson « The Neden Game » de Insane Clown Posse.
Paroles
«Let's meet contestant number one
He’s a skitsofrantic, serial killer clown
Who says, „woman love his sexy smile“
Let’s find out if his charm will work on Sharon
Sharon, what’s your question?»
«Contestant number one,
I believe first impressions last forever
So let’s say you were to come over to my parent’s house
And have dinner with me and my family
Tell me what you would do to make
That first impression really stick»
Let’s see, uh, well, I’d have to think about it I might show up in a tux, HA!, but I doubt it
I’d probably just show up naked like I always do And look your momma in the eye and tell her, «FUCK YOU!!!»
Hurry up bitch, I’m hungry, I smell spaghetti
I’d pinch her loopy ass and tell her, «Get the food ready!»
Your dad will probably start tripping and get me pissed
I’d have to walk up and bust him in his fucking lips!
It’s dinner time, we hearing grace from your mother
I pull a forty out and pour some for your little brother
I’m steady staring at your sister, I’ll tell you this
You know for only 13, she got some big tits
After that, your dad will try to jump again
And only this time, I’d put the forty to his chin
After you mom does the dishes and the silverware
I’d dry-fuck her till I nut in my underwear
«Now, let’s meet contestant number two
He’s a psychopathic, deranged, crackhead freak
Who works for the Dark Carnival
He says women call him stretch nuts
Sharon, let’s hear your question»
«I like a man who’s not afraid to show his true emotions
A man who expresses himself in his own special way
Number two, if you fell in love with me Exactly how would you let me know?»
First thing, I could never love you
You sound like a richie-bitch, yo, FUCK YOU!!!
But if I did, I’d probably show you that I care
By taking all these other motherfuckers outta here
I’d go through your phone book and whack em all
And find contestant number one and break his fucking jaw (what?!)
Anyone who looked at you, would have to pay
I’d be blowing fucking nuggets off all day
I’d grab your titties and stretch em down past your waist
Let em go, and watch em both spring up in your face
I’d sing love songs to you, the best I can
Get you naked, and hit it like a CAVEMAN!!!
When we go to the beach and walk through the sand
I throw a little in your face and say, I’m just playing
As you spit it all out, I’d rub your back
And grab your underwear and wedge it up your ass crack!
«Well it sounds like contestant number two
Is just over-flowing with sensitivity, Sharon
It’s a touch choice so far
Sharon, let’s have your last question and
See which one is going to win the rights to your neden»
«Okay, if we were at a dance club, and you both noticed me at the
same time. Tell me, how would you each get my attention, and what would
your pick up line be? Well, whoever’s the smoothest wins!»
Okay, first I’d slide up to the bar
And tell you that I can’t believe how fucking fat you are
I’d tell that I like the way you make your titties shake
And if you lost a little weight, you’d look like Rickie Lake!
Fuck that, you’d be jocking me quick
I’d order you a drink and stir it with my dick
And then to get your attention in the crowded place
I’d simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face
Yeah, freak with your nuts, yo, that’ll get her
Tell her that’s she fat, yeah, that’ll work even better
Look, fuck you, I got a strong rap
Shit, you don’t want contestant number two
He’s mad-whack
I walk into a bar and there he was
Standing up by a bucket, eww, trying to fuck it It was a big fucking smelly, ass farm llama
Damn dawg! how you gonna diss your momma?!
Traduction des paroles
Et trouver le concurrent numéro un et casser sa putain de mâchoire (quoi?!)
Toute personne qui vous a regardé, devrait payer
Je ferais sauter des pépites toute la journée
Je prendrais tes nichons et je les étirerais au delà de ta taille
Laissez-les partir, et regardez-les tous les deux surgir dans votre visage
Je vous chanterais des chansons d'amour, du mieux que je peux
Obtenez-vous nu, et le frapper comme un homme des cavernes!!!
Quand nous allons à la plage et marchons à travers le sable
Je te jette un peu dans le visage et dis, je joue juste
Pendant que tu recraches tout, je te frotte le dos
Et prenez vos sous-vêtements et coincez-les dans votre cul!
"Eh bien, cela ressemble à un concurrent numéro deux
Est un peu trop fluide avec sensibilité, Sharon
C'est un choix tactile jusqu'à présent
Sharon, passons à ta dernière question et
Voir qui va gagner les droits de votre neden»
"D'accord, si nous étions dans un club de danse, et vous m'avez tous les deux remarqué au
même temps. Dites-moi, comment voulez-vous obtenir chacun mon attention, et ce qui serait
votre ligne de ramassage être? Eh bien, celui qui est le plus doux gagne!»
OK, d'abord je glisserais jusqu'au bar
Et vous dire que je n'arrive pas à croire à quel point vous êtes gros
Je dirais que j'aime la façon dont tu fais trembler tes nichons
Et si tu perdais un peu de poids, tu ressemblerais à Rickie Lake!
Fuck that, vous seriez jocking moi rapidement
Je te commanderais un verre et je le remuerais avec ma bite
Et puis pour attirer votre attention dans l'endroit bondé
Je marchais tout simplement et coller mes noix dans votre visage
Ouais, bizarre avec tes noix, yo, ça va l'avoir
Dites-lui que c'est elle grosse, ouais, ça marchera encore mieux
Ecoute, va te faire foutre, j'ai une bonne réputation
Merde, tu ne veux pas du concurrent numéro deux
Il est fou-whack
Je marche dans un bar et il était là
Debout par un seau, eww, essayer de baiser c'était un gros putain puant, cul ferme lama
Putain dawg! comment vas-tu diss votre maman?!