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Paroles
I was
Yes I was
Descending the Stiperstones
When I
Recalled the order from home
To pick up a
To pick up a
To pick up a
To pick up a
To pick up a jar of Swarfega
And so returning to the car at Snailbeach, I set off in the direction of
Montgomery, where I was more than certain my need would be met by Bunner the
chandler who sold everything. Entering the store, I nodded to an assistant and
hurried to the back area of the shop where I could browse in comfort amongst
the organised chaos, and marvel at the fact that should it be my desire,
I could return home with a Ben Sayers four-iron, a brush doormat bearing the
slogan «Cofiwch Dryweryn», and an oil painting by Mercy Rimell entitled «The
Raging Ostler» …in addition to the Swarfega, which I finally located on a shelf,
next to a box of Hussars, who, in spite of their dusty neglect,
appeared primed and ready for Old Boney. Also in this room was a selection of
doll’s houses, and standing next to a particularly detailed property called the
Franklin was the actress Lynette McMorrough, who used to play Glenda in
Crossroads. As I’d been a bit of a fan of the programme, I couldn’t help but
engage her in conversation, initially regarding the magnificent craftsmanship
on show, before rather awkwardly turning the chat onto Kevin’s affair,
test tube babies, and the tragic death of her dad, who was knocked down by a
car whilst stumbling home drunk from a triumphant bowls tournament.
The crazy world of Arthur Brownlow. Anyway, my fawning gibberish and jar of
Swarfega didn’t seem to faze her in any way, and she told me of her loneliness
and yearning for those heady days at ATV, and in essence what she was trying to
do was re-create her Glenda life through a plastic doll, and such was the stock
at Bunner’s, she had managed over the years to acquire figures resembling not
only that of herself, but the rest of the family, and by purchasing the
Franklin, there would be enough space for everyone and they wouldn’t all be
cooped up in the same room watching the one television set. «All you need now
is the car that knocked down Pop», I joked, but to my astonishment she told me
she had it on order, along with his bag of woods. Somewhat disturbed,
I tried to bring the meeting to a conclusion, but she was warming to the
situation, and revealed to me her ultimate intention was to replace her own
doll’s plastic with tofu, as the malleability of such a substance presented the
opportunity to belly herself up, as it were, when she became pregnant.
In my haste to leave the store, I crashed into a Davenport, a drip-free teapot
and a mannequin dressed up as Warden Hodges
I was
Yes I was
Descending the Stiperstones
Descending the Stiperstones
Descending the Stiperstones
A phallic watering can, a packet of Triffid seeds, an ice rink for a model
village, crucifixion nails, a pair of polo-necked jeans, a jar of language
pills, a jigsaw of Nazi war criminals, post-apocalyptic Allen keys,
a written curse of a witch from Oswestry, a signed photograph of former
players' agent Eric Hall — monster, monster. I fled towards the church looking
for sanctuary; found only Spencer The Halfwit, sniggering the 46th Psalm
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Traduction des paroles
Franklin, il y aurait assez d'espace pour tout le monde et ils ne le seraient pas tous
enfermé dans la même pièce en regardant la télévision. "Tout ce dont vous avez besoin maintenant
est la voiture qui a renversé Pop", j'ai plaisanté, mais à mon grand étonnement, elle m'a dit
elle l'avait commandé, avec son sac de bois. Un peu dérangé,
J'ai essayé d'amener la réunion à une conclusion, mais elle se réchauffait à la
et m'a révélé son intention ultime était de remplacer la sienne
le plastique de poupée avec du tofu, comme la malléabilité d'une telle substance a présenté le
occasion de se ventre, pour ainsi dire, quand elle est tombée enceinte.
Dans ma hâte de quitter le magasin, je me suis écrasé dans un Davenport, une théière sans goutte
et un mannequin déguisé en Gardien Hodges
J'ai été
Oui, j'ai été
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Un arrosoir phallique, un paquet de graines de Triffides, une patinoire pour un modèle
village, des clous de crucifixion, une paire de jeans à col polo, un pot de langue
pilules, un puzzle de criminels de guerre nazis, Clés Allen post-apocalyptiques,
une malédiction écrite d'une sorcière D'Oswestry, une photographie signée de l'ancien
agent des joueurs Eric Hall-monstre, monstre. J'ai fui vers l'église
pour le sanctuaire; trouvé seulement Spencer le demi-menteur, ricanant le psaume 46e
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