Canibus — Paroles et traduction des paroles de la chanson 100 Bars
La page contient les paroles et la traduction française de la chanson « 100 Bars » de Canibus.
Paroles
Yeah!!! That’s the beat right there.
I’m about to black out with 100 bars on some professional shit.
So don’t try this at home yo.
Yo yo yo
My style of rhymin is ancient like Aztecs and Mayans
Because I recognize its all about timin
Me and my freestyle alliance practicin African voodoo science
In front of 20 ft. bonfires lookin skyward
Calculating May 5 2000 the nine planets’ll be in alignment
The arrival of the prophet in the cockpit
Of a starship the size of the Hale-Bopp comet
With mercury ion rockets
And a big ass «Canibus comin soon» poster on the side of it
I’m known geographically and intergalactically
That’s why I got extraterrestrials that wanna battle me They even tried kidnappin me And they would’ve snatched me If their craft didn’t get trapped in the Earth’s gravity
Engines stalled and failed. Crashed into a farmer’s field
And that’s really what caused Roswell
Undercover operatives workin for COM 12
Disguised as a nigga signed with a record deal
Lyrically I’m off scale
So all hail or get tossed towards Hell, whatever y’all feel
Briusin niggas, confusin niggas like Chip Fu from the Fu-Schnickens
Hit you with nuclear cruiser missiles
Hear the wild wolf growl
Styles stockpiled for miles from the ground to the clouds
Wack niggas wanna be down but its not allowed
Interrupt the cipher unannounced and you’ll get punched in the mouth
With the southpaw southern fist
I’ll bust your shit. Swell your lip and get the Bubba shrimp
Back the tougher shit. What a wimp
You giant Goliath. Niggas get shot with a rubber sling
I’m an experiment gone bad.
My brainwave’s on an ??? graph. Yo, I’m stark ravin mad
Your whole scientific staff’ll get killed in a nuclear blast
When I throw the ??? flask in my hand
Flammable liquids in the lab explode
And you get stabbed with all the flyin glass
Trained to blow up commercial aircrafts
Trained in chemical weapons class
Just to see how long a nigga’s breath’ll last
I put him in a leather mask
Spray his ass with a can of ??? gas
Then watch him grab his neck and gag
Watch the nigga choke to death as I laugh
«You wanna battle?» is the type of question you should never ask
Nigga, pick a tougher task. See who the fuck’ll last
Whoever lose’ll get a solderin iron up the ass
You need to recognize
My hand is quicker than the eye
Quicker than the 5 speed Jamiroquai drives
A lifespan longer than 9 lives. Infinite rhymes that can’t die
A nigga with a divine mind
I dedicate this to the wise. Dedicate it to dames
Dividin myself into 100 ten times
You can’t deny the offerin’s an offer
Flows that glow with aurora’s the spark of light
Water fly like a saucer
With the torque of a Porsche
Murder a million MCs then autograph all of their coffins
Been gettin it on since I been born and I’m a live long
And I’m a be gettin it on till I’m gone
Look at all the stages I been on. All the songs that I spit on I took an oath to rip everything I get on A nigga like me should have Carpal Tunnel syndromes
In the wristbones from grippin microphones this long
I’m just a small fish in a big pond
And gets pissed off whenever I gets picked on Nigga try to flip and get flipped on My army march a million strong
Like the nation of Islam with suede timbs on Extremely hostile
Fully armed troops dressed in frog suits and night vision goggles
A lyrical lynch mob
Shittin on niggas drawn to a hideous form with horns and a mink on Duckin down low like Vietnam fightin the Vietcong
Screamin «incomin» when I see a bomb
Speak to your leader. Surrender your arms
You need about a million more soldiers to even the odds
Plus 800,000 to even consider a war
And 200,000 more to even look hard
You better drop your flag and withdraw
My cavalry charge accompanied by a blizzard of wicked metaphors
And smash y’all. Attach y’all to the back of my horse
And drag y’all across the motherfuckin asphalt
9 out of 10 niggas is frauds
You know who you are always talkin about your bitches and your cars
Your jewelry and your girls. It’s like we from two different worlds
You motherfuckers really get on my nerves
Cause I’m beyond them, on some futuristic cyborg shit
I close my eyes when I freestyle so I could read what picture crossed
in Then raise my arms like a sorcerer and cast a fireball into the
audience
To barbecue your brain organs
You feel like you’ve been thrown in a microwave oven
I flame broil suckers and hit 'em with some more shit
The raw shit. Call my reinforcements, the four horsemen
Take a big piece of chalk and draw a line across the stage pulpit
I dare a motherfucker to cross it
I’ll even call my man Black Rob at two in the mornin
Tell him it’s important. Tell him to call Sting 3 way and sing a Break your camcorders so you motherfuckers can’t record it Call the news, I’ll kill your reporters
Start a lawsuit, I’ll kill your lawyers
Fuck the soft shit and fuck what y’all think
My album’s gold cause my album was the bomb, shit
Y’all niggas got your ass beat cause you asked for it Got your picture taken and put in a tabloid
Cause you a man and you like to touch little boys
You fuck 'em in the ass, then you give 'em cash for it That’s some sick shit homeboy
A hundred years ago, they’d have took you to see Sigmund Freud
You fraudulent. Feminine. Fragile as a feather is With an effortless blow, I’ll crack your whole skeleton
You think you’re better than Canibus, where’s the evidence?
You got below average intelligence and poor penmanship
You need to shut the fuck up cause your breath stink
Take fifty cents and purchase a pack of peppermints
Battlin me you never win
You thought you was the only nigga that could sneak a weapon in?
Nigga guess again
Cause after I’m finished wreckin this shit
I’m a drink a whole bottle of Henney and go fuck a lesbian
Traduction des paroles
Et smash y'all. Attachez vous tous à l'arrière de mon cheval
Et faites-le glisser y'all à travers le motherfuckin asphalte
9 sur 10 niggas est des fraudes
Tu sais qui tu parles toujours de tes chiennes et de tes voitures
Vos bijoux et vos filles. C'est comme si nous venions de deux mondes différents
Vous bordel de merde vraiment obtenir sur mes nerfs
Parce que je suis au-delà d'eux, sur une merde cyborg futuriste
Je ferme les yeux quand je freestyle pour que je puisse lire quelle image croisée
puis levez les bras comme un sorcier et jetez une boule de feu dans le
public
Pour barbecue vos organes du cerveau
Vous avez l'impression d'avoir été jeté dans un four à micro ondes
Je brûle des grillades et je les frappe avec encore de la merde
La crue de la merde. Appelez mes renforts, les quatre cavaliers
Prenez un gros morceau de craie et tracez une ligne à travers la chaire de la scène
J'ose un enculé de le traverser
Je vais même appeler mon Homme Black Rob à deux heures du matin
Dites-lui que c'est important. Dites-lui d'appeler Sting 3 way et de chanter une pause vos caméscopes pour que vous ne puissiez pas l'enregistrer appelez les nouvelles, je vais tuer vos journalistes
Entamez un procès, je tuerai vos avocats
J'emmerde la merde douce et ce que vous en pensez
Mon album est d'or parce que mon album était la bombe, Merde
Vous vous êtes fait battre parce que vous l'avez demandé Vous avez pris votre photo et mis dans un tabloïd
Parce que vous êtes un homme et que vous aimez toucher les petits garçons
Vous les Baisez dans le cul, puis vous leur donnez de l'argent pour ça c'est un mec de merde malade
Il y a cent ans, ils t'auraient emmené voir Sigmund Freud
Vous frauduleux. Féminin. Fragile comme une plume est avec un coup sans effort, je vais casser tout votre squelette
Vous pensez que vous êtes mieux que Canibus, où est la preuve?
Vous avez une intelligence inférieure à la moyenne et une mauvaise Calligraphie
Tu dois la fermer parce que ton haleine pue
Prenez cinquante cents et achetez un paquet de menthe poivrée
Battlin moi tu ne gagnes jamais
Tu pensais que tu étais le seul mec qui pouvait introduire une arme?
Négro devine encore
Parce que quand j'aurai fini de détruire cette merde
Je suis un verre une bouteille entière de Henney et aller baiser une lesbienne