Bob Rivers — Paroles et traduction des paroles de la chanson The Twelve Pains Of Christmas
La page contient les paroles et la traduction française de la chanson « The Twelve Pains Of Christmas » de Bob Rivers.
Paroles
The first thing at Christmas that’s such a pain to me Is finding a Christmas tree
The second thing at Christmas that’s such a pain to me:
Angry husband:
Rigging up the lights
And finding a Christmas tree
The third thing at Christmas that’s such a pain to me Man getting over being drunk:
Hangovers
Rigging up the lights
And finding a Christmas tree
The fourth thing at Christmas that’s such a pain to me Exhausted man:
Sending Christmas cards
Hangovers
Rigging up the lights
And finding a Christmas tree
The fifth thing at Christmas that’s such a pain to me Five months of bills!
Sending Christmas cards
Hangovers
Rigging up the lights
And finding a Christmas tree
The sixth thing at Christmas that’s such a pain to me:
Nervous wife:
Facing my in-laws
Five months of bills!
Oh, I hate those Christmas cards!
Hangovers
Rigging up these lights!
And finding a Christmas tree
The seventh thing at Christmas that’s such a pain to me:
Nervous wife’s husband:
The Salvation Army
Facing my in-laws
Five months of bills!
Sending Christmas cards
Oh, geez!
I’m tryin' to rig up these lights!
And finding a Christmas tree
The eighth thing at Christmas that such a pain to me:
Whining kid:
I WANNA TRANSFORMER FOR CHRISTMAS!!!
Charities,
And whataya mean «YOUR in-laws»?!?
Five months of bills!
Oh, making out these cards
Honey, get me a beer, huh?
What, we have no extension cords?!?
And finding a Christmas tree
The ninth thing at Christmas that’s such a pain to me
A tired father:
Finding parking spaces
DADDY, I WANT SOME CANDY!!!
Donations!
Facing my in-laws
Five months of bills!
Writing out those Christmas cards
Hangovers!
Now why the hell are they blinking???
And finding a Christmas tree
The tenth thing at Christmas that’s such a pain to me:
A mother:
«Batteries Not Included»
No parking spaces
BUY ME SOMETHIN'!!!
Get a job, ya bum!
Oh, facing my in-laws!
Five months of bills!
Yo-ho, sending Christmas cards
Oh, geez, look at this!
One light goes out, they ALL go out!!!
And finding a Christmas tree
The eleventh thing of Christmas that’s such a pain to me:
A male couch potato:
Stale TV specials
«Batteries Not Included»
No parking spaces
DAD, I GOTTA GO TA BATHROOM!
Charities!
She’s a witch… I hate her!
Five months of bills!
Oh, I don’t even KNOW half these people!
Oh, who’s got the toilet paper, huh?
Get a flashlight… I blew a fuse!
And finding a Christmas tree
The twelfth thing of Christmas that’s such a pain to me:
Two men:
Singing Christmas carols
Stale TV specials
«Batteries Not Included»
No parking?!?
WAAAAAAAAAAH! WAAAAAAAAAAH!
Charities!
Gotta make 'em dinner!
Five months of bills!
I’m not sendin' them this year, that’s it!
Shut up, you!
FINE! YOU’RE SO SMART, YOU RIG UP THE LIGHTS!!!
And finding a Christmas tree
Traduction des paroles
Yo-ho, envoyer des cartes de Noël
Oh, eh ben, regarde ça!
Une lumière s'éteint, ils vont TOUS dehors!!!
Et trouver un arbre de Noël
La onzième chose de Noël qui est une telle douleur pour moi:
Une pomme de terre de canapé mâle:
Promotions TV rassis
"Piles Non Incluses»
Pas de places de stationnement
PAPA, JE DOIS Y ALLER TA SALLE DE BAIN!
Des œuvres caritatives!
Elle est une sorcière... je les hais!
Cinq mois de factures!
Je ne connais même pas la moitié de ces gens!
Oh, qui a eu le papier de toilette, hein?
Prends une lampe de poche ... j'ai fait sauter un fusible!
Et trouver un arbre de Noël
La douzième chose de Noël c'est une telle douleur pour moi:
Deux hommes:
Chanter des chants de Noël
Promotions TV rassis
"Piles Non Incluses»
Pas de parking?!?
WAAAAAAAAAAH! WAAAAAAAAAAH!
Des œuvres caritatives!
Gotta make 'em dîner!
Cinq mois de factures!
Je ne les envoie pas cette année, c'est tout!
Tais-toi, toi!
Très bien! TU ES SI INTELLIGENT QUE TU METS LES LUMIÈRES EN PLACE!!!
Et trouver un arbre de Noël