Afroman — Paroles et traduction des paroles de la chanson Crazy Rap (Colt 45 & 2 Zig Zags)
La page contient les paroles et la traduction française de la chanson « Crazy Rap (Colt 45 & 2 Zig Zags) » de Afroman.
Paroles
Wait a minute, man. Hey, check this out man, tell it.
It was this blind man, right?
Man, check this out. It was this blind man, right?
He was feelin' his way down the street with this stick, right?
Hey. He walked past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin'? Fish market.
He stopped, he took a deep breath, he said, "Woo, good morning, ladies."
You like that shit, man? Pretty good.
Hey, man, I got a gang of that shit, man.
Are you a ... motherfucker man?
I tell you what. My man on the guitar, hey,
We'll fool on the drums, yeah, right
Hey, everybody just crowd around the mic.
I'll tell you all these motherfucking jokes.
But first, I'mma start off like this.
Hey, help me sing it, homeboy.
Come on
Said Colt 45 and two Zig Zags,
Baby that's all we need.
We can go to the park after dark,
Smoke that tumbleweed.
As the marijuana burn
We can take our turn,
Singing them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong,
And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong.
So roll, roll, roll my joint.
Pick out the seeds and stems.
Feelin' high as hell
Flyin' through Palmdale,
Skatin' on Dayton rims.
So roll, roll the '83 Cadillac Coupe de Ville.
If my tapes and my CDs just don't sell,
I bet my Caddy will.
Well it was just sundown in a small white town.
They call it Eastside Palmdale. Well.
When the Afroman walked through the white land,
Houses went up for sale. Hell.
Well, I was standin' on the corner sellin' rap CDs
When I met a little girl named Jan.
I let her ride in my Caddy
'Cause I didn't know her daddy
Was the leader of the Ku Klub Klan.
We fucked on the bed, fucked on the floor,
Fucked so long, I grew a fuckin' afro.
Then I fucked to the left, fucked to the right.
She sucked my dick 'til the shit turned white.
I thought to myself, Sheba, Sheba!
Got my ass lookin' like a zebra!
I pulled on my clothes and I was on my way,
Until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet.
So I ran. I jumped out the back window,
But her daddy, he was waitin' with a 2 x 4.
Oh, he beat me to the left, he beat me to the right.
The motherfucker whooped my ass all night.
But I ain't mad at her prejudiced dad,
That's the best damn pussy I ever had.
Got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine.
I'mma fuck that bitch just one more time.
Colt 45 and two Zig Zags,
Baby that's all we need.
Come on
We can go to the park after dark,
Smoke that tumbleweed.
And as the marijuana burn
We can take our turn,
Singing them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong,
And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong.
So roll, roll, roll my joint.
Pick out the seeds and stems.
Feelin' high as hell
Flyin' through Palmdale,
Skatin' on Dayton rims.
Come on
So roll, roll the '83 Cadillac Coupe de Ville.
If my tapes and my CDs just don't sell,
I bet my Caddy will.
I met this lady in Hollywood.
She had green hair, but damn she looked good.
I took her to my house, 'cause she was fine,
But she whipped out a dick that was bigger than mine.
I met this lady from Japan,
Never made love with an African.
I fucked her once, I fucked her twice.
I ate that pussy like shrimp fried rice.
Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya.
I met a woman in the heart of Australia.
Had a big butt and big titties, too,
So I hopped in her ass like a kangaroo.
See, I met this woman from Hawaii.
Stuck it in her ass, and she said, "Aiiiiieeee!"
Lips was breakfast, pussy was lunch,
Then her titties busted open with Hawaiian Punch.
Met Colonel Sander's wife in the state of Kentucky.
She said, I'll fry some chicken if you just fuck me.
I came in her mouth. It was a crisis.
I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices.
Colt 45 and two Zig Zags,
Baby that's all we need.
Come on
We can go to the park after dark,
Smoke that tumbleweed.
And as the marijuana burn
We can take our turn,
Singing them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong,
Sell tapes from here to Hong Kong.
Hey, wait a minute man, check this out.
I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee.
Her titties were filled with Hennessy.
That country music really drove me crazy,
But I rode that ass and said, "Yes, Miss Daisy!"
Met this lady in Oklahoma;
Put that pussy in a coma.
Met this lady in Michigan;
I can't wait 'til I fuck that bitch again.
Met a real black girl down in South Carolina;
Fucked her 'til she turned into a white albino.
Fucked this hooker in Iowa.
I fucked her on credit what, so I owe her.
Fucked this girl down in Georgia;
Came in her mouth. Man, I thought I told ya.
Met this beautiful sexy ho;
She just ran across the border of Mexico.
Fine young thing, said her name's Maria.
I wrapped her up just like a Hot Tortilla.
I wanna get married, but I can't afford it.
I know I'mma cry when she get deported.
Colt 45 and two Zig Zags,
Baby that's all we need.
We can go to the park after dark,
Smoke that tumbleweed.
And as the marijuana burn
We can take our turn,
Singing them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong,
Sell tapes from here to Hong Kong.
So roll, roll, roll my joint.
Pick out the seeds and stems.
Feelin' high as hell
Flyin' through Palmdale,
Skatin' on Dayton rims.
Come on
So roll, roll the '83 Cadillac Coupe de Ville.
If my tapes and my CDs just don't sell,
I bet my Caddy will.
Traduction des paroles
Oh, il m'a battu à gauche, il m'a battu pour le droit.
Cet enculé m'a cogné le cul toute la nuit.
Mais je ne suis pas en colère contre son père partial,
C'est la meilleure putain de chatte que j'ai jamais eue.
J'ai un sac d'herbe et une bouteille de vin.
Je vais baiser cette salope encore une fois.
Colt 45 et deux Zig Zags,
Bébé c'est tout ce dont nous avons besoin.
Venez sur
Nous pouvons aller au parc après la nuit,
Fumez ce tumbleweed.
Et comme la marijuana brûle
Nous pouvons prendre notre tour,
Chanter des chansons de rap sales
Arrêtez et frappez le bong
Comme Cheech et Chong,
Et vendre des cassettes d'ici à Hong Kong.
Donc, rouler, rouler, rouler mon conjoint.
Choisir les graines et les tiges.
Feelin' de haut comme l'enfer
Flyin ' à travers Palmdale,
Skatin ' sur les jantes de Dayton.
Venez sur
Alors roule, roule la Cadillac Coupe de Ville 83.
Si mes cassettes et mes CD ne se vendent pas,
Je parie que mon Caddy le fera.
J'ai rencontré cette femme à Hollywood.
Elle avait les cheveux verts, mais elle avait l'air bien.
Je l'ai emmenée chez moi, parce qu'elle allait bien,
Mais elle a sorti une bite qui était plus grande que la mienne.
J'ai rencontré cette dame en provenance du Japon,
Jamais fait l'amour avec un Africain.
Je l'ai baisée une fois, je l'ai baisée deux fois.
J'ai mangé cette chatte comme du riz frit aux crevettes.
Ne sois pas étonné des histoires que je te raconte.
J'ai rencontré une femme au cœur de L'Australie.
Avait un gros cul et de gros nichons, aussi,
Alors j'ai sauté dans son cul comme un kangourou.
Voir, j'ai rencontré cette femme à partir de Hawaii.
Elle l'a coincé dans le cul, et elle a dit: "Aiiiiiieeee!"
Lèvres était le petit déjeuner, chatte était le déjeuner,
Puis ses nichons se sont ouverts avec du Punch hawaïen.
J'ai rencontré la femme du Colonel Sander dans L'État du Kentucky.
Elle a dit que je ferais frire du poulet si tu me baisais.
Je suis venu dans sa bouche. C'est une crise.
Je lui ai donné mon mélange secret d'herbes et d'épices.
Colt 45 et deux Zig Zags,
Bébé c'est tout ce dont nous avons besoin.
Venez sur
Nous pouvons aller au parc après la nuit,
Fumez ce tumbleweed.
Et comme la marijuana brûle
Nous pouvons prendre notre tour,
Chanter des chansons de rap sales
Arrêtez et frappez le bong
Comme Cheech et Chong,
Vendez des cassettes d'ici à Hong Kong.
Hé, attendez une minute, l'homme, check this out.
J'ai rencontré Dolly Parton dans le Tennessee.